FUNPoetry made in SarawakLOLHow many monkeys?Lovely TeethOh listen to this poem,you precious little gem.Your smile is bright,your teeth are white.Pity you don't have more of 'em.Lovely Teeth was published in Twisted Endings, 2013._ _ _Looking OverweightThe nurse looked up and kindly said,After watching what you ateI'm glad to see you're overweight.For you were obese before.But then I really had to ask,Does my bum look big in this?For the answer it used to bringwas, yes it's big in anything.Looking Overweight was published with an Honorable Mention, When I got Dressed Competition, Sol Magazine, 2004._ _ _Lizard PooWhen geckos come aroundthey sneak up in the dark.With all this lizard poothe reptiles leave their mark.They sneak up in the dark,oh, what are we to do?The reptiles leave their markjust lying on the ground.Oh what are we to dowith all this lizard poo?Just lying on the ground,when geckos come around.Lizard Poo was published in Eastlit, Nov 2013.First published in Pantoums From Borneoin Bewildering Stories, Issue 478 in 2012.Read on Sarawak Radio, 2013._ _ _Piss ArtistI mark my territory,graffiti is my art.I spray calligraphy,written from the heart.Graffiti is my arta new but ancient rite.Written from the heart,a creature of the night.A new but ancient rite,I spray calligraphy.A creature of the night,I mark my territory.Piss Artist appeared embedded within Sitting Pretty, a short story published in The Straitjackets Magazine, Fall 2011.The story was first appeared when it wasCherry-picked by the Editors at ABCtales, 2009. Read the short story, Sitting Pretty _ _ _rain falls on fishpondlittle fish need not worrysoon be warm and dryPublished in a collection of nine haiku in Mouse Tales, 2012. First appeared as a Poem of the Week on ABCtales, 2005 and cherry-picked. Read on Sarawak Radio, 2013 and at Yunnan University, 2011._ _ _snow on distant hillsembraced by the morning sunso it's no there nowWith thoughts of Scotland. Go on, try it with a Scottish accent. Published in a collection of nine haiku in Mouse Tales, 2012. Read on Sarawak Radio, 2013 and at Yunnan University, 2011._ _ _as these rules are fineI can make a haiku rhymebut just this one timeFirst place, 5-7-5 competition, Sol Magazine, 2004.Read at Yunnan University, 2011._ _ _Sex and Violence and Old LadiesSo most of the books in the worldare bought by old ladies, we're told.Which means in the absenceof sex and violencethe books might never be sold.Sex and Violence and Old Ladies was published in theElectric Rather Literary Magazine, Second Issue 2013.